1. Give it to me! If it was my fault, that means I would've been able to control the weather. And if I was able to do that, I would've given myself a whole bunch of snow first.
2. Not sure how I could play a role in this. I have no interest in astronomy.
3. I didn't send anyone to be up your butt the whole time. Go find a corner or box or something to hide in.
4. Well I don't know about them being pissed off at me for you using too much bandwidth, but I'm sure they'd be pissed at me anyway just for me not liking them. Oh, and the fact that I don't plan on sticking with them for too long.
5. Again, not my fault. I didn't tell Windows to screw up the time, and I certainly didn't do it. Perhaps Windows is trying to tell you something... or just piss you off.