Uh-oh.

Silatuyok

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I just got this email message about our holiday pitch-in dinner at work next week. I'm wondering if I should call in sick...

"By popular request – we are going to play Stump The Board again. Here is how it works This allows you to give your assignment some thought.

·Upon arriving for the staff pitch-in, everyone will be given a sheet of paper.
·Write your name.
·Then write three things about yourself. These should be lesser known, fun facts. Make it fun. Here is the twist: Two of these things must be TRUE. The third is something you completely make up. A total lie. But make it believable
·We have three NEW board members coming. I will draw these forms at random. The staff member stands, I read the three things and the board panel has to guess which is the lie.
·BUT – the board members can ask question to determine if you know what you are talking about. You MUST answer truthfully any question about your two true statements. But as for the one you made up – any way you can further lead them astray, make them wonder, make them confused – GO FOR IT.
·All three Board members are brand new – so for you veterans, repeating anything of the past is A –OK

The more fun you make your statements, the sillier and more competitive it gets. For the last two years – the staff has smoked the Board!

So be thinking and we will start the fun after we eat on Wednesday."

Stand up and answer personal questions in front of everybody??? Seriously??? (Although, I am really awesome at this game when I have played it in other, less embarrassing situations.)
 

Sora

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I just got this email message about our holiday pitch-in dinner at work next week. I'm wondering if I should call in sick...

"By popular request – we are going to play Stump The Board again. Here is how it works This allows you to give your assignment some thought.

·Upon arriving for the staff pitch-in, everyone will be given a sheet of paper.
·Write your name.
·Then write three things about yourself. These should be lesser known, fun facts. Make it fun. Here is the twist: Two of these things must be TRUE. The third is something you completely make up. A total lie. But make it believable
·We have three NEW board members coming. I will draw these forms at random. The staff member stands, I read the three things and the board panel has to guess which is the lie.
·BUT – the board members can ask question to determine if you know what you are talking about. You MUST answer truthfully any question about your two true statements. But as for the one you made up – any way you can further lead them astray, make them wonder, make them confused – GO FOR IT.
·All three Board members are brand new – so for you veterans, repeating anything of the past is A –OK

The more fun you make your statements, the sillier and more competitive it gets. For the last two years – the staff has smoked the Board!

So be thinking and we will start the fun after we eat on Wednesday."

Stand up and answer personal questions in front of everybody??? Seriously??? (Although, I am really awesome at this game when I have played it in other, less embarrassing situations.)

Eek sounds very nerve racking and horrible but also sounds fun, part of me would be screaming go for it but the natural shy part is screaming nooooo let me out of this (if it was me in that position). Though the more you do these things the easier it gets and the more you realise it is never as bad as you think!
 

MikeyC

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You are "awesome at this game" so you are halfway there with it, can you go in to acting mode and push it over the line for this challenging situation?
This. You say you've played it before and you're already quite good at this game so you'd have no trouble playing it again.

Of course, the anxious side of you wants to abort the mission completely, but I think you'll find you might actually have some fun. :)
 

Silatuyok

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This. You say you've played it before and you're already quite good at this game so you'd have no trouble playing it again.

Of course, the anxious side of you wants to abort the mission completely, but I think you'll find you might actually have some fun. :)

I think it would be fun, but there are things about it that I simply cannot control. I know I'm going to be blushing, and my eye will probably twitch like it always does when I get nervous! I'm already nervous enough just about bringing a stupid dish for the pitch-in!
 

MikeyC

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I think it would be fun, but there are things about it that I simply cannot control. I know I'm going to be blushing, and my eye will probably twitch like it always does when I get nervous! I'm already nervous enough just about bringing a stupid dish for the pitch-in!
Wear sunnies. :) Even though you're inside, you could just mention how you're that cool and collected that the sunglasses are the best way to portray that.

Just bring a simple dish. I'm sure everyone will still appreciate it. :)
 

Silatuyok

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Wear sunnies. :) Even though you're inside, you could just mention how you're that cool and collected that the sunglasses are the best way to portray that.

Just bring a simple dish. I'm sure everyone will still appreciate it. :)

Mikey! You don't know these people! They're out to get me, to humiliate me and to criticize my cooking skills!
::p:
 

MikeyC

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Mikey! You don't know these people! They're out to get me, to humiliate me and to criticize my cooking skills!
::p:
If they do any of that, I'll take the first flight out there and tell 'em what for. :)

Haha, but they're certainly not going to do that. Everyone is in the same boat.

Admittedly, I would probably not want to attend such an event, either!
 

Silatuyok

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HELP! I need a lie!

The party is tomorrow. I've decided to go the ridiculous route and say three things that sound equally untrue, to make it more entertaining.

Truth #1: I once crate-trained a warthog.
Truth #2: I am a professional painter.

I need a lie that has a level of believability similar to both of those statements, but is preposterous enough to still be funny and stump the guessers.

Any suggestions?
 

emre43

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HELP! I need a lie!

The party is tomorrow. I've decided to go the ridiculous route and say three things that sound equally untrue, to make it more entertaining.

Truth #1: I once crate-trained a warthog.
Truth #2: I am a professional painter.

I need a lie that has a level of believability similar to both of those statements, but is preposterous enough to still be funny and stump the guessers.

Any suggestions?

I used to have a job as a dictionary proofreader.
 

MikeyC

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I once ate nothing but McDonald's for 24 hours.
I submitted a story to Playboy magazine.
My middle name is actually Beryl.

Hmm, I'm not very good at this. :/
 

A Many Splendored Thing

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HELP! I need a lie!

The party is tomorrow. I've decided to go the ridiculous route and say three things that sound equally untrue, to make it more entertaining.

Truth #1: I once crate-trained a warthog.
Truth #2: I am a professional painter.

I need a lie that has a level of believability similar to both of those statements, but is preposterous enough to still be funny and stump the guessers.

Any suggestions?
-I used to be a car mechanic.

The only problem is you would need to know the basics of an internal combustion engine and all that jazz.

-I have watched [insert movie name here] over 100 times.
-I changed my name.
-I am a gamer.
-I have done sky diving.
 

Silatuyok

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Thank you all for the suggestions! :)
Even though I was dreading this event, and couldn't get to sleep last night for all the anxiety, I'm really glad that I participated. And I'm also really glad it's behind me, lol.
I got a lot of laughs out of the crowd, and I scored one point for my team, so in all it was a huge success, even if it was emotionally exhausting. I'm just happy that I don't have to go back to work until Sunday. Time to relax and treat myself to something special for making it through the stressful time. :)
 
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