Once upon a time a social phobic, was forced to attend a party, where he got bored to death, so he went over to some bloke and said "Give me some of the good stuff, otherwise i won’t talk to you again!" So he offered him a pack of heinkein to drink. "I ain’t drinking that don’t know where did you get that piece of ****, but..." "Hell no obviously you didn’t because you’re suffering from a bowel condition that causes, absorbtion of bad bacteria that makes you, chit like there's no tomorrow and upchuck hairy blobs of peanut butter and jelly." "That be quite nasty if not treated!" " Just as well im wearing a nappy but my mummy took it off me to use it to strangle daddy for picking the cat's nose