Since the World Is Going to End...

[Xervello]

...I'll admit that I'M the one that killed JFK. In cahoots with Col. Mustard. I hid the revolver in his conservatory and Mr. Boddy has been blackmailing me ever since. But now I'm free to reveal the truth, and can have peace at last. Forgive me people of the world. And Milton Bradley.

 

[Hellhound]

I am the one who told Rebecca Black that she should start singing.

I'm sorry, people. I was drunk when I said that and I didn't know she'd take me so seriously.

 

[FallenFeathers]

I am the one who told Rebecca Black that she should start singing.

There are some things which there can be no redemption for:thumbdown: I can see a unique place being made for you in hell, your very own level of sin which includes daily Rebecca black concerts and duets with Just Bieber.

Though maybe you will get a pass, aren't Hellhounds down with satan?

 

[BlackPuma]

This has all been a simulation.

You've all been in my personal matrix this whole time. And the only reason why the world- and existence as you know it, will end on the 21st, is because I can't be bothered to recharge my super computer. There's good shows on TV tonight, and I feel too cozy to get up. Sorry.

Why I designed a super computer to run on a battery, we will never know..

 

[MikeyC]

It wasn't the dingo that took Azaria Chamberlain in the Australian desert...IT WAS ME!

 

[BlueDays]

It wasn't the dingo that took Azaria Chamberlain in the Australian desert...IT WAS ME!

Omg!
Well I must say Mikey, that was very clever of you burying her matinee jacket.




(and yes, I am aware I just booked myself an express ticket to hell for joking about something like that mg

 

[vj288]

I am the one who stole the cookie from the cookies jar. And you know what? I'd do it again! That cookie was delicious, and worth every second police state the kitchen has been in since. The constant questioning, denial, backstabbing. Even killing the maid to keep her quiet. It was that delicious of a cookie.

 

[jaim38]

I am the one who stole the cookie from the cookies jar. And you know what? I'd do it again! That cookie was delicious, and worth every second police state the kitchen has been in since. The constant questioning, denial, backstabbing. Even killing the maid to keep her quiet. It was that delicious of a cookie.

^Oh you greedy cookie monster! I hope Santa puts you on his naughty list.

 

[vj288]

^Oh you greedy cookie monster! I hope Santa puts you on his naughty list.

Well, I did already eat his cookies and drink his milk, so it only seems fair. (what is with me and cookies lately...oh that's right, cookies are amazing )

 

[Nathália]

Who let the dogs out? Woof woof woof woof? I did, truth is dogs and cats are coming together to issue a human take over. Don't stereotype! Cats can type and use the internet too. Why do you think there is a phenomenon of house cats laying on computers?

Exhibit A-

This cat was caught red handed.

Exhibit B-

This cat tried to cover it up his crime.

Exhibit C-

and she likes to take naps in-between ranting about the take over.

Mew meow mow meew meww rerrr reerrr mewr mehyow hiss hiss me me ow wow ehhh eh mer mer, yabbba dabba meow humans!

 

[Razzlecherry]

If we're confessing our deepest darkest secrets here... my favorite color was never yellow. I lied to you all. :crying: It's manila...