Make a caption thread

[gazelle]

As the ball was heading for out, player thought "I'll get the score and win the match this time it's worth dying for!"

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

Frank knew that this new shirt was just what he needed to turn him into a total chick magnet.

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

"They told me they'd sacrifice me to The Hamburgler if I didn't stop crying. I should have believed them."

 

[Dronee]

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Even as a toddler, Sandwich Man had always known his calling.

 

[Dronee]

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Hey.. whatever floats your boat... NOT!

 

[kihira]

 

[coyote]

Eleanor always liked to watch when Earl gave his monkey a good spanking

 

[coyote]

 

[gazelle]

A good time for revenge.

 

[Metal_isthe_Answer]

A good time for revenge.

Oh, sorry, I left my citizenship papers at home

 

[kihira]

^ Secret photo from Area 51 showing test flights of captured technology

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

The new Hogwarts North Korean campus was turning out to be a great success.

Amelia wondered whether her new cat fur jacket was really the right thing to wear for the PETA meeting.

 

[gazelle]

^ Former Miss Beauty queen 1901

 

[kihira]

On the far side children made mud pies...

 

[coyote]

Vern loved his new hearing aids... until it started raining.

 

[NathanielWingateSpaghetti]

Vern loved his new hearing aids... until it started raining.

"dispatcher: another drunk driver talking on cell phone"

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

Sometimes Mark's girlfriend really drove him up the wall.

Someone overdid it with the Halloween candy.

 

[kihira]

"'ALLOO....'ALLOOO...ENY 'ODY 'ERE? I 'INK 'ERE ITH 'OME'INK 'ONG 'ITH 'Y 'OUTH??....ALLOOOOOO?"

 

[planemo]

 

[kihira]

"Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause your in a new town..."