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vj288

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
...were of the chicken variety that she had picked up for dinner. The touchy feely aggressive kiosk guy then...
 
Snowdrop

Snowdrop

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Pookah took this precious moment of distraction to leap past him, knocking the lotion out of his hand...
 
coyote

coyote

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(Feathers is more wild than she lets on)

This stunned the lotion guy momentarily, allowing Pookah a chance to adjust her squeaky breasts and...
 
vj288

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
Unfortunately, there was more to this petty salesman than met the eye. After he kick had no effect, Pookah realized...
 
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Feathers

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He was really a six-tentactled monster! OOoh!!

(coyote doesn't realize most good Catholic girls are :D)
oh, don't mix fact and fiction too much though!! This is a story!! :D
 
vj288

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
Pookah new she couldn't take the beast alone. Just as she was about to give in and buy the stuff, she saw a masked man holding a gun and sword running towards her...
 
Pookah

Pookah

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But he was face planted by the real Snake Eyes who doesn't like being impersonated. He said nothing, having ravaged vocal cords, but gave me a sympathetic nod and ninja'd away leaving coyote on the ground whilst I looked on amused. He took out the beast on his way into the shadows.
 
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Feathers

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This left Coyote pretty incapacitated..

Feathers misread again!! :eek: ugh
Pookah said:
But he was face planted by the real Snake Eyes who doesn't like being impersonated. He said nothing, having ravaged vocal cords, but gave me a sympathetic nod and ninja'd away leaving coyote on the ground whilst I looked on amused. He took out the breast on his way into the shadows.
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vj288

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
There was then a short cut scene to the narrators table, in which Feathers fellow authors asked her...
 
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Feathers

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if she was slowly losing her mind. Or if it happened fast? And which ending she'd prefer? Whichupon she nodded and let Pookah do the decisions!! :D
 
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Feathers

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Pookah said Snake Eyes could grope her, so he maimed the 6-tentactled monster instead, and took one or two of his tentacles as souvernies.. Or rather, presents...
 
Pookah

Pookah

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Lol that was very literal^

Since Snakes came back for her Pookah hitched a ride piggy back style and let him take her out of the story for a while to do pleasant things.....er to give other posters some face time. Coyote was starting to come to...
 
vj288

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
...realizing, to his surprise, that the real snake eyes had out courted him. This drove him to...
 
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Feathers

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his senses and suddenly ugh.. was this deja vu? The 6-tentacled monster was revived again!!! What to do??
 
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