Rembrandt Broam
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Unfortunately Coyote was out on a camping trip when they called by his house, so instead they decided to go and ask...
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Rembrandt Broam
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they decided to put their quest for everything nice on hold for a while, and focus on the sugar and spice requirements. Finding the sugar was easy, they simply went to the...
... only to drop it all.
Rembrandt Broam
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As they stood there, surrounded by a pile of sweet, sticky maple sugar they heard a faint droning sound in the distance. The noise rapidly got louder and one of them pointed up at the sky, where what appeared to be a large dark cloud was heading in their direction. As the cloud grew closer, they saw that it was actually a giant swarm of wasps, heading directly for the sugar. There was only one option - they had to...
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"Wait!" shouted one of them. "I have a better idea. Why don't we..."
they washed up on some beach.
one big hairy deal.
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one of them spotted a large dark shape in the water, heading rapidly towards the shore. He pointed, and tried to warn the others but a chunk of donut got lodged in his throat, and he began coughing and choking. The others started slapping him on the back, and one even attempted the Heimlich Maneuver, but they were all oblivious to the sinister shape that was now rising from the waves, and bearing down upon them...
Which translates " I have to pee" in their native language of Bugabuganes. As the native was occupied he looked over his shoulder and noticed Louie Anderson coming toward him. Louie had this look of love in his eye and the native was wonder if he might try to .....
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lunaticbinge
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...drink himself to death...
:d :d :d :d lol
Desperation. Anticipation. Things went from worse to no better.
