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not actually Fiona Apple
Rembrandt Broam
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everyone had been evacuated to St Paul. Everyone, that is, except...
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MR TROLLOLO
Within hours Fiona's cover version of "Trollolo" was the most downloaded song on iTunes. By the end of the week the song was the biggest selling hit of all time, and Fiona was the richest woman on the planet. She called a surprise press conference, where she announced her retirement from music.
"I just don't think I can ever produce anything that would surpass this song. I have peaked musically. I know my fans will be disappointed, but I have decided to abandon music, and use the money to do the one thing I have always truly wanted to do, which is..."
Within hours Fiona's cover version of "Trollolo" was the most downloaded song on iTunes. By the end of the week the song was the biggest selling hit of all time, and Fiona was the richest woman on the planet. She called a surprise press conference, where she announced her retirement from music.
"I just don't think I can ever produce anything that would surpass this song. I have peaked musically. I know my fans will be disappointed, but I have decided to abandon music, and use the money to do the one thing I have always truly wanted to do, which is..."
Then the mikes sort of broke down and nobody could hear a thing.
'What is it?' millions of reporters and fans worldwide asked, but nobody could get inbetween the odd hisses and whines of bad wiring and awful PA system..
Fiona neatly and humbly explained and left the building. This left...
'What is it?' millions of reporters and fans worldwide asked, but nobody could get inbetween the odd hisses and whines of bad wiring and awful PA system..
Fiona neatly and humbly explained and left the building. This left...
Rembrandt Broam
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one 18 year old student rather confused, because just as the sound system had failed, Fiona had held up a running shoe that looked just like one he'd lost at one of her concerts, and though his lip reading skills weren't great, he was sure she'd been saying "...find the owner of this shoe..." . He pondered what to do next, and decided to...
vj288
not actually Fiona Apple
But realized that the peace corps may not sit well with the vegan, Peta-supporting Fiona Apple, so instead decided to earn the money by...
Rembrandt Broam
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inventing the world's fastest running shoe. He laboured day and night in his dorm room, ignoring his friends when they came calling, only breaking off from his work to eat the occasional slice of cold, stale pizza. Finally the prototype was complete, and early the following morning he took it down to the track to test it out. He started to run laps of the track, first at his regular pace, but quickly gaining speed.
30mph...40mph...50mph...60mph...70mph...80mph...but as he hit 88mph, lightning began to arc from the shoes, followed by a sudden flash of light, and he found himself...
30mph...40mph...50mph...60mph...70mph...80mph...but as he hit 88mph, lightning began to arc from the shoes, followed by a sudden flash of light, and he found himself...
vj288
not actually Fiona Apple
He had imagined what he would if given the opportunity for as long as he could remember. He looks down the block and see's a girl of great innocence walking up the steps of the building. As she opens the door, the ugliest of men run up and grab it behind her. As the door starts to close behind the man, our hero sprints towards it. Was I to late? he thought. The door...
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