Let's tell a story!

[Rembrandt Broam]

Wonka was taking a nap, snoring loudly on a velvet chaise longue. On a small table next to him, was a plate piled high with candy and chocolate. One of the musketeers started to creep forward, reaching out for a particularly delicious looking piece of chocolate. The others whispered frantically, trying to warn him, but it was too late. As soon as he touched it...

 

[anxiety1408]

Wonka shot him with his AK-47 and.........

*music played in the background*...

'' shot through the heart and your to blame, darling you give love a bad name!!''

 

[Rembrandt Broam]

The wounded musketeer had stumbled into Wonka's sound system. Wonka switched it off with the remote, and leant over the musketeer who was lying on the floor, moaning.

"If you'll be quiet for a moment, you'll see that the bullets are made of candy. You have nothing worse than a slight bruise."

The musketeer looked down at his chest, to see a squished candy bullet lying there. He looked slightly embarrassed, and then popped it in his mouth.

"Now" said Wonka, "would someone mind telling me what you are all doing here?"

 

[vj288]

"We came to PAR-TAY!" yelled...

 

[anxiety1408]

"We came to PAR-TAY!" yelled...

A movie played in one of the musketeers head of the good old spongebob days... are you ready to Par-tay patrick.. Im ready to par-tay are you ready to Par-tay spongebob Im ready to par-tay.. Are you ready to Par-Tay Mr krabs lol

 

[vj288]

Willy then slapped the musketeer. "wake up!" but it was to no avail. An old man with a mohawk in the sitting in the corner said in a quiet voice "I pity the fool..."

 

[Sial Axetder]

Panic flared, they all run in circles.

 

[vj288]

...the musketeers fell deeper into there trace. before long, they where in a pineapple under the sea...

 

[Feathers]

And Pookah was trying to shake them to their senses, but they were unaware, filled with hypnotic chocolate, still in the room 1408 spell..

'Remember! Remember!' she was yelling, but it was like shouting from a 3000ft high plane through a jello-like blob substance...

... Pookah was held in a castle, and she needed the musketeers and Wonka to come and save her...

 

[anxiety1408]

And Pookah was trying to shake them to their senses, but they were unaware, filled with hypnotic chocolate, still in the room 1408 spell..

'Remember! Remember!' she was yelling, but it was like shouting from a 3000ft high plane through a jello-like blob substance...

... Pookah was held in a castle, and she needed the musketeers and Wonka to come and save her...

*Harry potter music played in the background*

 

[Feathers]

It was horrible. And Pookah's stomach really hurt. She needed that chocolate chip cheerio bowl and she needed it now!!

And there was no one else to bring it but the poor brainwashed three musketeers...

And worse, the Universe was falling apart!!

And there was just 1 minute before the bomb in room 1408 would tick off!!

What to do?

 

[anxiety1408]

It was horrible. And Pookah's stomach really hurt. She needed that chocolate chip cheerio bowl and she needed it now!!

And there was no one else to bring it but the poor brainwashed three musketeers...

And worse, the Universe was falling apart!!

And there was just 1 minute before the bomb in room 1408 would tick off!!

What to do?

the alarm clock read 00:00 That was it, But wait No bomb went off. Musketeers closed their eyes after reopening them to their dread they found the clock back on 59:59 and a Voice being heard in the room that said Would you like to checkhout *ropes dropped from the ceiling* ( as in getting hung checkout..) Or would you like to go through that hour again... The musketeers decided...

 

[Feathers]

That they would take another nap in the submarine because they were so stressed out...

The world outside seemed just more stressful, and the Universe was collapsing and all, so they decided to stay in the pineapple submarine and sing another song... 'Oh, Hokey Pokey'..

 

[anxiety1408]

That they would take another nap in the submarine because they were so stressed out...

The world outside seemed just more stressful, and the Universe was collapsing and all, so they decided to stay in the pineapple submarine and sing another song... 'Oh, Hokey Pokey'..

They stopped and started singing, Just gonna stand there and watch me burn ♫

 

[vj288]

They stopped and started singing, Just gonna stand there and watch me burn ♫

The man in the corner, who hates modern day hip-hop, came out and punched him in a boxing fashion. "I'm gonna bust you up.You're washed up, finished! I'm the baddest in the world! I can't be beat and I won't be beat!" This led to...

 

[Feathers]

And Rihanna was shocked because they were completely out of tune.

Meanwhile, Pookah still had stomachache.. 'Oh dear,'

 

[vj288]

... A man handed her a bowl of chicken noodle soup and some Ginger Ale. "For you." Pookah, who was lost in his eyes, was...

 

[Sial Axetder]

(yeah, okay was waiting for someone else to take it, I have no idea)

... found to be okay. Or maybe not?

 

[vj288]

(yeah, okay was waiting for someone else to take it, I have no idea)

... found to be okay. Or maybe not?

She did indeed feel better just seeing this tall, dark, caring, handsome demi-god of a man giving her soup. Turns out...

 

[vj288]

Bok Bok had had too much "water" and was now hallucinating. What he saw was...