A Charlie Sheen win isn't really a win. A Charlie Sheen win means;
''I think I've won, but I'm really just deluding myself because of several substances. I'm going to lose my job, and then I'll have to settle for a crummy sitcom about psychiatry.
Also, I don't have tiger blood, because this would be lethal to humans.''
Besides, I'm a Puma, being a big cat is a sucky job without much 'winning'. No benefits, the pay is lousy (non) and if you want a snack you'll have to haul butt to get it.
A Charlie Sheen win isn't really a win. A Charlie Sheen win means;
''I think I've won, but I'm really just deluding myself because of several substances. I'm going to lose my job, and then I'll have to settle for a crummy sitcom about psychiatry.
Also, I don't have tiger blood, because this would be lethal to humans.''
Besides, I'm a Puma, being a big cat is a sucky job without much 'winning'. No benefits, the pay is lousy (non) and if you want a snack you'll have to haul butt to get it.