if you was a cat

[FOR REAL]

if you was a cat

ive sat watching them for a few hours now, theres 2 of them in this hoose and they both know that they arent alowed in the living room, cause they sh1t, pea and scratch the furniture.when i shout at them they look at me as im fkn daft.
one of them eats the other ones food and then it makes a noise asking for more food.
the other one only eats cheese, it follows me around the house, ive had to take my shoes off incase i stand on it by accident and it getting on my fkn nerves.
one of them licked me and i thought to myself "away and lick your own bum" they sleep in cardboard boxes sometimes, but one of them sometimes sleeps on the top of a ladder in the hall

so if you were a cat how do think you would feel?

 

[Luke1993]

umm.....shouldn't this be in off topic?

oh and I love your mispelling of "pee" I lol'd hard

 

[mrb]

id lay on your face when you was asleep and fart in your face , then id lick my asse then lick your face , then pee all over your pillow , but then thats just me

 

[Felgen]

If reincarnation is true, I'd much rather be a cat in my next life than a primate.

 

[Emily_G]

Lol, sounds like a typical cat to me. I grew up with cats...I love them. I think I'd be a "dog-like cat" if I were a cat...dogs are more fun

 

[NathanielWingatePeaslee]

umm.....shouldn't this be in off topic?

He must be anxious about his cats. And they are in the UK after all.

id lay on your face when you was asleep and fart in your face , then id lick my asse then lick your face , then pee all over your pillow , but then thats just me

Pff. Like you don't do that sort of thing already.



FOR REAL: Cats really are trainable, you know. Mine are quite well-behaved and obedient. Perhaps you could take a class or look online?

 

[mrb]

talking of cats we were doing a removal today when this cat just came up to me in the van and went meoww as they do , so i picked it up stroked it , so then this cat made its self at home on the van seat and just went to sleep ....... chilled out cat or what ... i did feel a bit horrible waking it up when tea break was over and saying hey fella you cant stay in here , and putting it back on the grass again ... it just looked at me as if to say thanks human i was enjoying that sleep

 

[Luke1993]

talking of cats we were doing a removal today when this cat just came up to me in the van and went meoww as they do , so i picked it up stroked it , so then this cat made its self at home on the van seat and just went to sleep ....... chilled out cat or what ... i did feel a bit horrible waking it up when tea break was over and saying hey fella you cant stay in here , and putting it back on the grass again ... it just looked at me as if to say thanks human i was enjoying that sleep

 

[mrb]

hahahahahahahahaha the funny thing is he looked that color as well that was just like the cat in the van mate

 

[chained]

hahahhahhahahahahha
get some dogs, and ur cat problem is solved!

 

[coyote]

I would wonder where the litter box was..., and why there was a ladder in the hall...

 

[FOR REAL]

I would wonder where the litter box was..., and why there was a ladder in the hall...

so do i mate
theres a new arrival that ive just noticed and its a bit of wood in the hall, i dont know what the hell its supposed to be but its very big and sais the word "revolt" on it

 

[coyote]

so do i mate
theres a new arrival that ive just noticed and its a bit of wood in the hall, i dont know what the hell its supposed to be but its very big and sais the word "revolt" on it

Ahh...so it's a revolting ladder.

 

[Lorraine Manca]

Ahh...so it's a revolting ladder.

must be the substitute for the litter box

 

[garry29]

All my cats when I was young ran away...or got poisoned by the neighbours.

 

[FOR REAL]

i wont quote garry, all i say is cruel bastards

 

[LadyWench]

I love cats. I have five. I've actually always wanted to be a cat. I know it's weird. They just seem so free and independent. Not to mention they are beautiful creatures. They can be a pain sometimes, but mine are like my kids.