I never look happy, don't try to save people, don't want to play with people, don't do tricks, and don't care for babies (though I hope I don't make the house stink, and I'm not floppy). Cats are so easy to relate to. Some of them even have social phobia.
Dogs are just mirrors of the worst of social humanity. They bark profanities at everyone who passes by. They'll viciously attack anyone who accidentally passes through their territory. They always want to pick a fight. They're pathetically subservient slaves to their owners. They're conformists with no independent will, they're either a pack leader or a pack follower. They're like gang members.
Anyone who likes dogs just likes having a slave. I'd rather have a peer companion to explore life with than a slave to order around.