I had sex with 987469128487469739487783409384 people

[flakeybark]

just to let you all know.

 

[lurknomore]

TMI- never mind that there aren't even that many people on the planet or enough time in a life time for that to be possible. ::

 

[TheWall]

that is sooo awesome dude

 

[Hoth]

You've won at life -- congrats.

 

[flakeybark]

thanks guys I feel pretty good @ lurknomore - anything is possible if you believe in yourself (Rohypnol)

 

[recluse]

Congratulations::

 

[Ellla]

what are you doing on this site them? seme like u too busy admiring yourself? well done victorio

 

[Lorraine Manca]

clearly youd make an excellent accountant!

 

[flakeybark]

what are you doing on this site them? seme like u too busy admiring yourself? well done victorio

i'm here to give you all tips. ask away

 

[FOR REAL]

i'm here to give you all tips. ask away

certainly i will ask! what do you find when you add all these numbers together&%&8^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

 

[flakeybark]

certainly i will ask! what do you find when you add all these numbers together&%&8^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::

 

[mmmm]

ALL those people? And you didn't even try to make a move on ME. Sniff. It's my big toes, isn't it?

 

[flakeybark]

ALL those people? And you didn't even try to make a move on ME. Sniff. It's my big toes, isn't it?

there's only so much of me to go around and besides, i dont want to be too much of a slut.

 

[mmmm]

You're right. What we have is special. We should take it slow.

 

[Remus]

sit on icecubes flakey, it helps

 

[Krista]

I'd say congrats but I'd be lying.

 

[AimeeSP]

Hahaha.

 

[ffeev223234]

So I'm guessing you have no sperms what so ever, right?
Or does the little enigine still thinks he can?