I fucked myself

[Tab]

Tonight I went to my cousin's gfs house. I got very very drunk and I still am. I wanted to make out with his gf so bad. I ask if he would care and I asked her so many times. Then his sister and her friend came over so I asked her friend if I could make out with her. She didn't want to either. I was so horny tonight I wanted to make out with someone. I know tomorrow I'm going to regret all of this. I just wanted to be with someone. I'm so mad right now I need to fuck something I want to be with someone. :twisted:

 

[Ericisme]

lol this doesn't have much to do with social anxiety, maybe you should be on meet local singles websites instead... :lol:

 

[jordo]

8O 8O :lol: i have a blow up doll you can borrow........errr have

 

[Tab]

No one understands, I NEED someone around my age and WANT the attraction

 

[Ericisme]

Dude don't do something stupid, you will end up with a guy twice your age in prison, I'm sure he would understand...

Your on a computer, home of the...porn... so get to it, I'm serious, you might end up doing something stupid.

 

[Chod77]

Ahhh the god damn regret. It's ok though, I mean I think everyone has had bad nights spent in a drunken stupor. I'm sure your friends will understand that you were just really drunk. I know how frustrating it is when all you want is for someone to care about you. You just have to keep on keepin on and hope for a better future.


good luck with shit

 

[steve1]

spank the monkey mate then go to bed and get a good nights sleep.....youll thank me in the morning :wink:

 

[Remus]

yep I'm with Steve on this one!

suggest apologising an awful lot once your hangover has warn off!

 

[recluse]

When i saw the thread title i really thought you had fucked yourself :lol:

 

[Remus]

wonder if anyones ever managed that?

 

[whispering_screams]

wonder if anyones ever managed that?

this is close enough
warning:click at your own risk


mods...don't ban me...lol

I'll take it off if it's too inappropriate.

 

[creep_x]

lol seems like it requires a great deal of flexibility

 

[Remus]

bwahahahahaha

thats not rude its hilarious

 

[creep_x]

i hate to say this but i actually tried doing it when i felt really desperate once lol

 

[Remus]

beats flossing then? :wink:

 

[Tab]

Well how interesting. Guess its my fault for the title, o well! But seriously what guy hasn't tried that lol.

Anyway, to the original topic, I texted her this morning say we will never talk about it again. I still feel like an ass though

 

[Remus]

Anyway, to the original topic, I texted her this morning say we will never talk about it again. I still feel like an ass though

You apologised profusely then?

 

[Tab]

Anyway, to the original topic, I texted her this morning say we will never talk about it again. I still feel like an ass though

You apologised profusely then?

not exactly. I just said we'll never talk about it again. I don't think shes mad or anything. And I haven't talked to my cousin about it yet...

 

[Remus]

time to enable "kiss ass mode" methinks!

 

[BigShrimp]

mods...don't ban me...lol

Mods? Yeah, right.