I fucked myself

[KevVversion1]

Don't feel stupid, learn from the experience. You learnt that this approach DOES NOT work with girls - God knows I've tried it and unless your a Brad Pitt it aint gonna happen. No girl is gonna give you sex because YOU need it, they will give you sex if THEY want it - your job is to make them want it from YOU! so simply asking aint gonna get it done, I'm affraid they need impressing! It depends what sort of girl it is, but if your making them laugh the chances are your making them horny! You gotta play it cool, looking desperate is NEVER impressive looking - so however bad you want it, act like it aint even on your mind - keep making them laugh then make your move when you think you got them mesmorised :lol:

 

[dpr]

Yeah just jack off, but don't look at porn. You don't want to get addicted to that shit. Just use your imagination and remember drinking intensifies these things, so you'll feel okay tomorrow

 

[weak]

wonder if anyones ever managed that?

this is close enough
warning:click at your own risk


mods...don't ban me...lol

I'll take it off if it's too inappropriate.

lmao, this one is better: clicky click (nsfw)