Do women seem like a mystery to you? / Are you always wondering what we want?
No. I have enough experience with people to understand that most of them are just downright stupid. ...As in when women want you to read their minds.
I'm not wondering what you want because I know that most of the time it is just something that is either irrational or impossible (Not counting the need to feed and all that stuff, of course.)... of course there are times where the signifigant other will be content with having someone that loves and cares for them that they care for back, but thats rare unless you are not one of these people (And that goes for BOTH sexes!).
Are you baffled by our insistence to put the damn toilet seat down?
Yes, quite frankly I am. Is it such a big deal? It's not that I have a problem with it, I just don't understand it.
Or by how we ever managed to get a driver's license?
Not really. Alot of women are great drivers. Maybe not that good at parking in tight spaces though, but neither am I. :

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Can you not understand the point of Sex and the City and the E! channel?
No I can't! How the hell can someone watch that crap!? YES, I've watched a tiny bit here and there, so I know how bad Sex and the City is.
And now they're even gonna make another movie! Dear god.
I've not even heard of this "E!" your talking about, but I'm sure it sucks.
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I wipe the seat and close the lid.
So do I! What is that!? It's like a weird habbit.