girls r u depressed...this should put a smile on ya face!lol

[jojosparkles]

i dont mean to b crude here and its only a giggle ..but girls if u r depressed i kno somethin that could work wonders! forget CBT, drugs or other therapies and invest in a platinum rampant rabbit! best 40 quid i have ever spent! absolutely guaranteed to put a smile on ya face! :lol:

 

[jojosparkles]

oh and p.s...dont forget ya batteries :wink:

 

[jojosparkles]

hahaha i am sittin in fits of giggles! they are def better than the real thing i have to say!! i had to hold on to the bedposts! eeee am propa in kinks laughin! i didnt try to stick it up me nose like! haha! i think it might damage it cos it vibrates that hard!
whoever invented that was a legend!! :lol:

 

[pitkreet]

great...i have a hard enough time finding a girlfriend and now even if i do, she'll be spending all her time with a platinum bunny up her nose

don't you girls ever think of anything else but nasal sex? :roll:

 

[jojosparkles]

lol...eee honestly...im glad ppl can have a laugh! this has made me sit in fits of laughter!

 

[pitkreet]

ok, curiosity got the better of me....so I looked on the web for the specification....

The Rampant Rabbit Platinum is the ultimate Bunny.
* 7 unique pulse option
* 6 speed main shaft with metal balls for super stimulation
* 6 1/2" jelly main shaft means Platinum really is a girls best friend

Metal balls and a jelly shaft? It could have been written about me...

 

[exuser01]

most revolting thing I've ever read.

 

[rko74]

haha

Interesting thread you ladies are lucky, all us guys got is our hand lol

 

[Kat]

Me either lol but that did cheer me up, cheers! :lol:

 

[Remus]

Re: haha

Interesting thread you ladies are lucky, all us guys got is our hand lol

speak for yourself

my bunnies abit worn out now

*walks off in a bandy legged shunt*

 

[rko74]

lol

8O lol you guys are funny

 

[exuser01]

How the hell did this thread go for 2 pages? Is there really that much to say about an artifical cock?

 

[Kat]

He’s just jealous :lol:

 

[Septor]

How am I suppose to compete with the Rampant Rabbit Platinum.HOW HOW ? 8O

Curse you Rampant Rabbit Platinum.*shakes fist at evil contraption* :evil: :evil:

 

[Chilling__Echo]

uggggh dammit!!

one word: PAXIL


it's ruining my sex life!!!!

 

[Septor]

uggggh dammit!!

one word: PAXIL


it's ruining my sex life!!!!

I know what your talking about,lexpro is the same way lol

 

[exuser01]

it dont tell you it loves you and kisses your forehead afterwards..
Im on the mens side
:lol:

They could probably add a sound byte that says it loves you.

 

[Septor]

Is this what the world has came to.Such debauchery :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[Remus]

it dont tell you it loves you and kisses your forehead afterwards..
Im on the mens side
:lol:

They could probably add a sound byte that says it loves you.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[crazyfairyx]

LOL you guys are too funny *mwah* :lol:

In the bunnies vs men debate, in my opinion it depends on which man! My man is definately better than a bunny hehe!