Funny Shirt Slogans

[BlackPuma]

Let's start a thread for funny shirts slogans! Preferably onces you come up with yourself, but don't worry about originality.

Most ideas are taken anyway, so just shoot away. :3

Annnnnnnd, go!

 

[vj288]

"I wouldn't look up if I were you, I'm part Gorgon"

 

[BlackPuma]

^ Lmfao. x3

 

[drganon]

"Tried the best and the rest? Why not settle for this!"

 

[kilojoule]

My boyfriend likes to wear this around me, I think he's trying to tell me something

 

[KnuffleBunny]

'Don't worry when the zombie apocalypse comes. You don't have the brains for it.'

 

[drganon]

Do you know who i am!!? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down!!! With the lemons!!!

 

[drganon]

"Life is like a bowl of s**t. A great big disgusting bowl of mushy s**t."

 

[BlackPuma]

''[/shirt]''



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[Rembrandt Broam]

"Life is like a box of chocolates...someone's already grabbed the best ones, and all that's left are the ones that are full of nuts!"

 

[awkwardamanda]

I'd love to have a t-shirt that says "L∞P" on the front and the back.

I've already got some that say
"QTπ"
"∫eˣʸ"
and
"Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness..."::

 

[BlackPuma]

"They said; "Open with a graphic joke."

That was the last eulogy I ever gave."

 

[gazelle]

 

[we_r_eternal]

"rehab is for quitters"