There are three eras in one's life. The first is the happy-go-lucky age of dressing as one's favorite childhood hero and marching door to door for guaranteed sweets. The second era is donning your sexiest and/or wittiest costume and imbibing great quantities in a social setting. The last is solmenly sulking in a dark room dressed as Darkwing Duck because you happened to have a hat and coat and didn't want to wear pants.