Ban the person above you.

Banned for juggling shotglasses in the local whiskey saloons

LoyalXenite said: ↑

Banned for juggling shotglasses in the local whiskey saloons

Banned for emptying them all down her gullet.

Banned for not explaining to the baffled Security Officers why he kept setting-off the Metal Detector at the Airport, even after he had taken everything off, except his boxer shorts. 😂

BlueDays said: ↑

Banned for not explaining to the baffled Security Officers why he kept setting-off the Metal Detector at the Airport, even after he had taken everything off, except his boxer shorts. 😂

Banned for not realizing there's always lead in my pencil...and it always sets the metal detectors off 😂

PugofCrydee said: ↑

Banned for not realizing there's always lead in my pencil...and it always sets the metal detectors off 😂

Banned for setting off more than just metal detectors. 😳

Banned for continually not answering Iron Man's texts/phone calls, and not telling us why Iron Man won't leave him alone. 😐

Banned for knowing the secret to teleportation and not sharing it with the rest of us

Banned for reviving old threads... again... shamelessly

Banned for spending too much time in the Off Topic forums.

Banned for selling custom shaped post it notes to the underground mafias

Banned by the Leicester City Football Club for impersonating their mascot at away games.

Banned for swapping all the whipped cream in the SPW kitchens with sour cream

Banned by King Harold and his court Jesters.

Banned for quoting ancient philosophers.

Banned for juggling old VHS copies of 90's tv shows

Banned for hooning around the streets.

(I had to google "hooning" because 'Murica.)

Banned for use of kaleidoscopic photography.

Banned for having a name that reminds me of a Mortal Kombat character

Banned because that is exactly where it's from. lol.

Banned by the Dance Police.