am a gonny hiv tae mak a new threed again

[FOR REAL]

causer nabidy gits it, thats cause ::
its only me that knows what im talking aBBOOT::

 

[iamthenra]

Looks around the room... HEY SOMEBODY GET ME A BLOODY TRANSLATOR!!! This crazy scotch is speaking a dialect I can't understand.... ::

 

[iamthenra]

Okay... What is "aBOOT" ? Is that like a hiking boot or a winter boot for like walking around in the snow eh? Oh and this hiv thing, is that like HIV as in the virus that causes AIDS?

 

[Krista]

Sounds like you've been watching to much Braveheart dear.

 

[FOR REAL]

Okay... What is "aBOOT" ? Is that like a hiking boot or a winter boot for like walking around in the snow eh? Oh and this hiv thing, is that like HIV as in the virus that causes AIDS?

achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis::

 

[FOR REAL]

Sounds like you've been watching to much Braveheart dear.

ha ha, i live in the bloody place

 

[Banvard]

I'll translate - I've come across a few of these brutes before.

"am a gonny hiv tae mak a new threed again"

"I'm going to have to make a new thread again."

"achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis"

"And we'll have to hunt some haggis."

 

[iamthenra]

ha ha, i live in the bloody place

You are fkn Braveheart himself! eh? Only allot shorter... Dare I say minnie Braveheart! 1/10 his size..... Haha!

 

[FOR REAL]

I'll translate - I've come across a few of these brutes before.

"am a gonny hiv tae mak a new threed again"

"I'm going to have to make a new thread again."

"achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis"

"And we'll have to hunt some haggis."

aw its nae yoos jim, a canny oonterstaund wit yer takin aboot::

 

[iamthenra]

I'll translate - I've come across a few of these brutes before.

"am a gonny hiv tae mak a new threed again"

"I'm going to have to make a new thread again."

"achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis"

"And we'll have to hunt some haggis."

Excellent kind sir! (looks around the room) HEY EVERYONE... WE HAVE AN INTERPRETER!!! We still may not understand him, but at least we know what he is saying now...

 

[BlueDays]

I love listening to the Scottish accent, I think it's unreal

 

[Lorraine Manca]

Excellent kind sir! (looks around the room) HEY EVERYONE... WE HAVE AN INTERPRETER!!! We still may not understand him, but at least we know what he is saying now...

you can say that again!

 

[Emily_G]

I'll translate - I've come across a few of these brutes before.

"am a gonny hiv tae mak a new threed again"

"I'm going to have to make a new thread again."

"achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis"

"And we'll have to hunt some haggis."

Phew, thanks. What's a haggis?

 

[Lorraine Manca]

I love listening to the Scottish accent, I think it's unreal

i think it sounds like they all have head colds and need to cough up a hair ball the size of a large gerbil

 

[Hellhound]

"I am going to have to make a new thread again"

"Cause nobody gets it, that's cause it's only me that knows what i'm talking about"

I can understand because I speak crazy too

 

[Banvard]

"aw its nae yoos jim, a canny oonterstaund wit yer takin aboot"

"It's no use Jim - I can't cannot understand what you're talking about." Oh, I get it - you're a bit of a Trekkie? You know he was Canadian right? Scotty is a lie.

 

[BlueDays]

achd awiy ind hunt sim haggis::

I've always wondered what haggis actually tastes like?::........and please, don't say "It tastes like chicken"!

 

[Krista]

Phew, thanks. What's a haggis?

No offense to the Scottish gentleman but it's not good, it's a food though.

 

[Banvard]

Phew, thanks. What's a haggis?

Wiki - Haggis is a dish containing sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately three hours.
Haggis somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. As the 2001 English edition of the Larousse Gastronomique puts it, "Although its description is not immediately appealing, haggis has an excellent nutty texture and delicious savoury flavour".[1]

 

[iamthenra]

I've always wondered what haggis actually tastes like?::........and please, don't say "It tastes like chicken"!

Tastes like chicken!!!