Hmm... I wonder how Volt's doing with that information I requested.
*grins fiendishly while sharpening cleaver*
*grins fiendishly while sharpening cleaver*
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Talking to you never ceases to make me feel like an emasculated failure. You should write a book on it. I'm sure your ex-husband would read it.
It's okay. I've moved on. Barry has been replaced by a flock of sheep, and all is well in my kingdom. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a particularly comely ewe to shear... ::
Where were we? I was going about my business in a benign and innocent fashion. You were busy convincing Barry that he's secretly a homosexual. And involving me in your depraved schemes is a new low. I'm both shocked and appalled. Thanks for the add!!
so your telling me you didnt find the cat one funny ........ why you misrable lil mermaid pfft
YouTube - Very Funny Cats 36 ok last one promise lol but watch it even a sourpuss like you will find this funny
YouTube - salmon fishing ????? amusing lurky pants
hmmm hope you have speakers on your comp or those last 2 u tube films are waisted lol
YouTube - MERMAIDS - Creating a Mermaid Photo hey check this out lurk , look how the sky changes pretty neat eh
YouTube - Mermaid - Aine Minogue chillin music lol its calms the troubled mind lol
YouTube - Video Mermaid real found in jordan is this you lol
Actually, it's the rum that helps me sleep at night. Coincidentally, it's also the rum that enables me to tolerate your relentless badgering without suffering some kind of psychotic episode.
*shakes head sadly* You know, acknowledging your (many) shortcomings is the first step to overcoming them. Remaining in denial isn't healthy.
And men don't get old. They become distinguished.
Any conversation with me will inevitably involve you being insulted. You should know that by now, you venomous witch. (Oh look, I did it again...) And if your allegedly flawless ESP weren't so rickety, you WOULD know it. Hypocrite. (And yes, pedant, I do know that me calling you a hypocrite is... hypocritical.)
Pfftt... no, you'd never take advantage. You'd obviously find the associated guilt unbearable.
My supervisor thinks the sun shines out of my ass, so the exact nature of the excuse is largely irrelevant. She's a middle-aged woman, so it's all about looking innocent and smiling a lot.
I'm sorry to hear you're sick, Lurk. I didn't go to work yesterday because I was "deathly ill". I suggest you do the same. (Though, unlike me, you don't have to lie about it.) -
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