Perfidion

damnit son come backkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

I am calling to report a missing person!

Where have you been Son?

Please, you're far too unique... I could never aspire... I mean stoop... to your level.
The burden of being you will have to fall solely on... well... you, of course. ::

Don't blame me for something you did... miscreant.

You're questioning my mental fortitude? That's a good one, old man.

ooh...The First Law trilogy! Me likey..it sounds like my kind of book. I'm going to check 'em out,Thanks for the recommendation!

Horrifying and frequently fatal? Don't flatter yourself.
It doesn't matter, as you would never be able to surprise me anyway... and even if you could, my constitution is not that weak- as you should no doubt have already surmised. ::
And I know your expectations of me are roughly the same as mine of you... so "nothing for nothing" indeed.

So predictable.
And I thought you were going to surprise me one of these days.
You've got to try a lot harder... oh yeah, I forgot, you don't try. *shakes head*

WHATEVER.

Inflated and delusional confidence Perf? I sense some jealousy...
Besides, delusions are more your forte- I know your bankroll can't support your flock and a waddle of penguins.
And you should really look into getting that laugh fixed... it's not very convincing. ::

lurk made me do this! ♥

lurk made me do this! ♥

lurk made me do this! ♥

*erects police barricade*

Nothing to see here, move along...

Another misguided scheme... that will inevitably fail. ::
*shakes head tauntingly in faux pity*

*points and laughs* ::

Write a book? As if I would attempt such a heinous task... and even if I could be bothered to pen such a tome, my ex-husband would not read it. Given that he acquired the required attention span, he would give up after the first page in frustration over having to consult a dictionary after every other word- because, although he was married to me at one time, a Mr. Dictionary he is not. Besides, he didn't need me to feel like an emasculated failure, he felt like that despite my protests to the contrary (hard for you to believe, I know ).
And given that you're still talking to me, you must get some kind of sick pleasure from feeling that way yourself (and please spare me those details, I DON'T want to know).

Those poor sheep... *shakes head*
Although, given the size of your bankroll... they're probably none the wiser. ::