3. I don't really think I look that great, myself (noticeable overbite, misaligned teeth, pale as a ghost, giant nose, etc.), and, less importantly, I once overheard a couple of stereotypically shallow blond teenage girls talking about me once, not even trying to hide it. They decided I was an ugly lesbian. They ignored one tiny detail in their analysis...
I'm a guy. People in general are retarded, teenagers especially, but it really doesn't help. At least I'm not fat or lock-me-in-a-dark-room hideous.