You Know You're OCD When...

[Jake123]

Ah, but that means you're educated. That's good! -lame jk-

Or delusional! I don't want to hurt the machine's feelings.

 

[mrb]

i drink out of the toilet , i keep getting told off for doing it , but im a dog what do you expect , maybe my owner should have got a cat ...........

 

[getbornagain]

When you think about the same thing all day every day for two years and cannot stop.

 

[Phobologist]

Hahaha these are great

 

[dooby-duck]

You get anxious when you accidentally use the gate instead of hopping over the wall.

You tell your mind to shut up and worry if you said shut up out loud.

 

[aboobooboobooo]

You thank a vending machine after it gives you the item you selected.

Oh man sorry but that shit was funny, you made my day

 

[lunarla]

I have to say bye to my cat before I let him outside and tell him to come home and be safe and then after I let him out I say bye again and then I have to think in my mind "Leo will come home safe and well, I know it."

:|

I also commonly check under my bed before sleeping.

It makes me anxious when people sneeze twice in a row, or more than that.

etc.

 

[Noca]

YNYOCDW you press elevator buttons with your car keys instead of your fingers.

 

[Dudley]

YNYOCDW you press elevator buttons with your car keys instead of your fingers.

Just want you to know that YNYOCDW could be on bumper stickers and bracelets, it's that good.

 

[Newestnewbie]

Just want you to know that YNYOCDW could be on bumper stickers and bracelets, it's that good.

WWOCDD?

Hahah!

You know you're OCD when you check the ceiling above your bed for spiders every night before you go to sleep!

You know you're OCD when you've used cleaning products to wipe your ass.

You know you're OCD when you obsess about having OCD.

 

[Newestnewbie]

WWOCDD?

Hahah!

You know you're OCD when you check the ceiling above your bed for spiders every night before you go to sleep!

You know you're OCD when you've used cleaning products to wipe your ass.

You know you're OCD when you obsess about having OCD.

Note: I have been checking all ceiling corners for the past couple days for spiders, even my work bathroom, my closet, my living room and kitchen. Agh! Even the hallway when I go down it. Even though I know there isn't a spider waiting because I've already looked a number of times!!

 

[Phobologist]

WWOCDD?

Hahah!

You know you're OCD when you check the ceiling above your bed for spiders every night before you go to sleep!

You know you're OCD when you've used cleaning products to wipe your ass.

You know you're OCD when you obsess about having OCD.

Looool @ ass wiping.

 

[Phobologist]

There are spiders all over where I live for some reason.

 

[Jake123]

 

[Justas]

YNYOCDW you press elevator buttons with your car keys instead of your fingers.

I press them with home keys, because I rarely drive a car and don't have car keys with myself... lol

 

[Dudley]

YNYOCDW you look at someone's disorganized computer desktop and shriek in terror!