Would you people like some help?

[LION]

let me know.

 

[mikestar]

Get me a girlfreind and give me 250k ?

 

[BlackKids]

What kinda help are you offering?

I'll take what mikestar wants too

 

[klytus]

Get me more time. That's all I need.

 

[Noca]

Help me combat boredom.

 

[Apachealt]

Give me eternal life and a shiny magical crystal ball.

 

[jamie99]

My car needs fixing.

 

[recluse]

Cure me of depression and social anxiety, give me a great body, get me a woman!

That's my three wishes Genie!

 

[Septor]

Sure I do,I need some help with becoming dictator of the world.Thank in advance.

 

[FOR REAL]

i need help removing my steel toe capped boot from your arse! cause lets face it, this is all just a scam!

 

[Jake123]

I'm beyond help

 

[LION]

I'll take the replies as a 'no'.

 

[Oscelot]

May I ask how you intend to help us?