Tiercel
Well-known member
Hey, Blue Teardrops, look at your avatar! Spongebob has no hair and look how loved he is! So as long as you yellow and become more porous with age.... 
Also notice the copious amounts of hair on all these little smileys.
On a more serious note, my hair started falling out in my first year of college. And oh, what wonderful hair it was! Dark brown, wavy, shoulder-length, and soft, too. But alas, the Metal Gods decided I was unworthy of such a fine gift, and smote my Hair. Nor did they bless me with a fine goatee, thus making me a Cool Bald Guy. One of the scariest days of my life was going to the barber shop and telling him to just buzz it all off. The next scariest day was the day I went to class after completely shaving my head. Although without doing so, I never would have been complimented on my nice, round head.
Seven years later, my hair is too long if it looks a bit unkempt without a comb. It's a little colder in the winter, and I absolutely hate the splatter of a cold rain upon my dome when walking the dog for the last time of the night. But in the summer it's so much cooler that I'm constantly telling everyone else to shave their heads, too. Not to mention the reduced time and energy expended upon washing and drying it.
So while you might never be happy with it, eventually you'll start cracking jokes about your lack of a full head of hair. I dare say you'll become accustomed to it. I think my feelings went something like:
1. Oh, $#@*! Why do I have to be the one to lose my hair?
2. Hey, motherfers, I'm bald now!
3. Hi, I'm Luke.
I know how rough it can be to start losing your hair, but eventually you'll realize that there's more to life than having your head festooned with strings of dead matter. Now that sure sounds sexy, doesn't it?
And Remus, at this point, I don't think I'd let something like balls or the lack thereof keep me from taking my chances with Natalie Portman.
Also notice the copious amounts of hair on all these little smileys.
On a more serious note, my hair started falling out in my first year of college. And oh, what wonderful hair it was! Dark brown, wavy, shoulder-length, and soft, too. But alas, the Metal Gods decided I was unworthy of such a fine gift, and smote my Hair. Nor did they bless me with a fine goatee, thus making me a Cool Bald Guy. One of the scariest days of my life was going to the barber shop and telling him to just buzz it all off. The next scariest day was the day I went to class after completely shaving my head. Although without doing so, I never would have been complimented on my nice, round head.
Seven years later, my hair is too long if it looks a bit unkempt without a comb. It's a little colder in the winter, and I absolutely hate the splatter of a cold rain upon my dome when walking the dog for the last time of the night. But in the summer it's so much cooler that I'm constantly telling everyone else to shave their heads, too. Not to mention the reduced time and energy expended upon washing and drying it.
So while you might never be happy with it, eventually you'll start cracking jokes about your lack of a full head of hair. I dare say you'll become accustomed to it. I think my feelings went something like:
1. Oh, $#@*! Why do I have to be the one to lose my hair?
2. Hey, motherf
ers, I'm bald now!3. Hi, I'm Luke.
I know how rough it can be to start losing your hair, but eventually you'll realize that there's more to life than having your head festooned with strings of dead matter. Now that sure sounds sexy, doesn't it?
And Remus, at this point, I don't think I'd let something like balls or the lack thereof keep me from taking my chances with Natalie Portman.
