Witty shop/business names

[recluse]

I find some shop/business names amusing and clever with their word play. Here's some i have encountered -

Grate expectations - a fire place/boilers shop

Mary's Plaice - Fishmonger

Lean on Len - Butcher's shop

The Plaice to be - Fish and chip shop

Do you have any to share?

 

[Lonelykitsune]

paddys kebabys.kebab shop obviously lol

 

[rescued]

Two of my favourites were conveniently located in the same town; a furniture shop called Wood U, and a pizza takeaway called Leaning Tower Of Pizza. The latter isn't particularly clever, but always amused me slightly. I don't think either of them are there anymore, unfortunately.

 

[TheWall]

There is a septic tank service in my area called Brownies

 

[reslo]

There is a septic tank service in my area called Brownies

ew i don't think i want to eat any of those

 

[TheWall]

ew i don't think i want to eat any of those

haha.

The really weird thing is that their little mascot is an alligator.

 

[DebbieDowner]

Master Bait and Tackle in East Haven, CT. You can't beat our bait!