riddle thread

[Elenwen]

^Oh, I just put that so that the post would go through, sorry!

And you got it right

 

[johnny 85]

aah get ya, my bad, i shud of realised, lol . kk, heres my one

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he hang himself ??

 

[Elenwen]

He stood on a block of ice and the ice eventually melted

 

[johnny 85]

correct, .

 

[Elenwen]

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

 

[johnny 85]

aahh thats an easy 1. the horse is named friday ::

 

[johnny 85]

what gets bigger the more you take away ??

 

[Elenwen]

Nothing?

ten letters -.-

 

[johnny 85]

nope

(mg to short)

 

[Danfalc]

what gets bigger the more you take away ??

Your appetite?

 

[johnny 85]

nope but very good try m8. btw when ye get dis , ye ll be kicking urselfs !!

 

[lurknomore]

A hole ::

 

[johnny 85]

A hole ::

ur lucky ur a mod otherwise id ban ya for cheating

 

[lurknomore]

ur lucky ur a mod otherwise id ban ya for cheating

I didn't cheat... and I could ban you for saying I did ::

 

[Danfalc]

I didn't cheat... and I could ban you for saying I did ::

Yeah Lurky doesnt need to cheat she's the riddle master

 

[johnny 85]

I didn't cheat... and I could ban you for saying I did ::

ud be doing me a favour, im starting to live on this site, lol ::

 

[lurknomore]

ud be doing me a favour, im starting to live on this site, lol ::

You say that as if living here is a bad thing... maybe someone should ban me

 

[johnny 85]

You say that as if living here is a bad thing... maybe someone should ban me

i wood ask FOR REAL to but apparently he s not a real mod

 

[johnny 85]

what is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it............

 

[DeadHead]

nothing????