Once upon a time...

suddenly there was a giant explosion...

and they both got knocked out because of the explosion, when they woke up the girl had turned into a moose and she...

She got so scared that she ran out into the road and got hit by a car. That was her car and her old body! She then said____________________.

what if I don't really exist?

(ok this is getting really confusing let's change the plot a bit)

After she said that ,she waked up and realized that everything was only a weird dream.She got of the bed and....

...glanced at the clock on the wall. "Yikes, I'm late! I'm late! I can't afford to - ugh, where did I put the brush?!" she yelled; then something on the radio alarm caught her attention. She froze and listened: (what is it saying??)

It was an advertisement "Free mystery prize giveaway with the purchase of 50 dollars or more groceries at your local food market" at this thought she got really excited, jumped up, and...

punched a hole through the ceiling and flew off into the sky to fight the gelgameks.

She rubbed her eyes - "wake up, wake up!" , she growled, making a mental note to watch less cartoons before sleeping. After taking the time to quickly shower and dress, she headed out to her car, but across the street she noticed...

a sexy saxophone guy named Marc who worked that saxophone like there was no tommorow, he was wearing a .....

a pair of white pants and a black leather jacket.Our girl,which btw is named Jessica Fisher,gave him a quick glance and walked away with a smile on her face.She had a really quick pace but she look beautiful in her clothes,she was wearing.....

Mrs Fisher had shiny black hair in waves, so black that when the sun seared on it, it appeared blue. It could catch the eye of any creature. Her waves look like a stylist took the time to crimp and primp every centimeter of her breast length hair.

She always wore the most amazing clothes. My mother said she could wear a dead rat suit, it wouldn't matter. Her chest stood up even though she had smaller breast, it insinuated her curvy back and sides, people envied her unique figure.

She wore a shirt so tight you could see the dent in her muscular back from from down the street. It was black with a colorful butterfly taking up most of the shirt on the front. From the waist up she was in all black until you looked at her khaki cargo shorts, that reminded me of Laura Croft in tomb raider. It must have been a lazy day because she wore braided flip flops, that were tan to match her shorts.

I thought to my self________________________________.....

she is so beautiful,I would never have chance at her.Btw speaking of me,I'm her neighbour from across the street.My name is Johny Paulson and I'm geek,by society standards at least.I spend most of my time ....

...telling people that if they take a hit of acid, they should wait an hour before going for a swim.