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[vj288]

Since his outfit was really only a costume, he hoped the creature's weakness was water for that is what his gun used as ammunition. He thought to himself "worth a shot" and fired away. It turns out...

 

[Pookah]

Unsuprisingly things with tentacles LOVE water. The thing became amorous instead of hostile and gave Coyote a nasty gooey hug.

 

[Feathers]

Coyote was shocked!! And then...

 

[vj288]

Seeing as he already had a girlfiend, had to break the news to...

 

[coyote]

...Brooklynn (whose headbutting skills would come in handy right about now)...

 

[Feathers]

his mom.


vj!!! LOL!!

 

[vj288]

Coyote decided the best place to do this was at a little italian place called El Forno. Coyote, his mother, Brooklynn, and the 6 tentecled sea creature sat down and...

 

[Feathers]

talked in great detail over a nice bowl of pomodoro soup. 'Wait!' Everyone looked. 'I hate pomodoro soup!' exclaimed

 

[coyote]

the waiter (even though nobody knew what the hell pomodoro soup was), so he borught them a large....

 

[Pookah]

Pookah, being Italian, decided to make a short cameo. She had made a huge pot of italian wedding soup which is delicious with tiny meatballs and escarole with orzo pasta. Snake Eyes attended her carrying the big pot which she ladled portions from.

 

[Feathers]

steak and 9 forks

 

[vj288]

The Sea monster could not restrain herself when she show Snake Eyes though, seeing as he killed her, and attacked. The battle took an unexpected turn when...

 

[coyote]

Feathers jumped up on the table and began stripping to the tune of "Wild thing"

 

[Feathers]

she stripped down almost all of the bad old tacky wallpaper and said she was gonna renovate it all!! and started working on the furnishings.. but then she realized that stripping was not eco, she would only wind up with lots of potentially toxic waste, and that the wallpaper looked quite retro, hmm.. so she asked someone from previous chapters with powers that be to take back the time and disappeared into an alternate universe while everyone just felt a weird 'jump' in time and Pookah asked, 'Was there a breeze?'

 

[Pookah]

Snake Eyes thought this was a good excuse to try out some of his skill making Japanese cuisine and proceeded to make sushi and shashimi out of the monster with the two katana strapped to his back.

The rest of the males, and some females stared enraptured at Feather's display until she did her disappearing act.

 

[coyote]

"Tako Sushi for everyone!" shouted coyote....

 

[vj288]

...having gotton over the sea monster very quickly. But as everyone who's read Beowulf knows, when you kill one monster, you have to deal with the momma. Something seemed to be lurking outside...

 

[vj288]

...as she approached the restaurant. After hearing this, the owner...

 

[CosmicNeurotica]

Made sloppy green monster food and won first place.
Meanwhile, back at a mysterious castle, Feathers had re-appeared, wondering where in the world she was. A giant Flogger monkey said OH HAI! WHAT BE YOU DOING IN ME CASTLE?
Flabbergasted, Feathers replied...

 

[vj288]

"I'm here to tidy up, this place is a mess!" The Flogger monkey looked down shyly embarrassed, but suddenly jumped when he heard...