Let's tell a story!

[Sial Axetder]

'my master bids thee welcome.'

 

[vj288]

After Feathers is let into Sial Axetder masters castle, he leads her to a room. In the room is none other than ...

 

[Sial Axetder]

I have to turn the lights on first.

 

[vj288]

Oh, Of course. Sial Axetder turns on the lights and ... ! No one is there! "I am the one you have been looking for" Sial Axetder told Feathers. "You are the man of great wisdom?" He replied by saying...

 

[Sial Axetder]

Do not feed my ego.

 

[vj288]

Respecting Sial Axetder humility, she did not press the issue further. She then asked if he would be willing to join her team to save the story the she ruined. After a few agonizing seconds for Feathers, Sial Axetder answered her with a...

 

[Sial Axetder]

Story? What story? What we have here is just another form of reality. A reality of escape from the dimensional illusions of the other reality. Here the lines separating impossibility from possibility no longer exist.

 

[vj288]

"Well then, Sial Axetder, will you assist me in a journey across this world we live in, pushing the boundaries of the impossible until they can't be pushed any further. An adventure so epic it we be told in the time of our sons, and their sons, and their sons." Feathers asked. Sial Axetder took a moment to ponder the proposition, until he finally said...

 

[vj288]

...Bag with all things essential for our journey. My book of spells, my inviability cloak, and...

 

[vj288]

uhh, that was a test to make sure you were paying attention. Congratulations, you passed! He put down the inviability cloak and grabbed his invisibility cloak, along with...

 

[coyote]

a glow-in-the-dark bowling pin...

 

[krs2snow]

....and his 110th version of " Spells for the Average Schmuck For Dealing with Regular People When On the Journey of a Lifetime" by A. Schmuckenmacher.

 

[vj288]

"I am now packed. Where do we go now?" Feathers pointed north "To get our next member." They arrived at...

 

[vj288]

...The library, because it was a quiet place to think about who else should be on their team. They decided a good number of members would be..

 

[vj288]

8 people.

1. A wise man (Sial Axetder)

2. a matial arts expert

3. A tech person

4...

 

[krs2snow]

4. One chicken- In case things went afowl.
5..

 

[vj288]

5. The rookie

6. The moral rock, to keep everyone honest

7. The navigator, so they don't get lost

8. And a random guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time (for comic relief of course)

After saying this they saw a coyote chasing a 2 legged bird...

 

[vj288]

Man, am I having some time typing tonight. Yea, Martial arts expert.

Coyote meanwhile had a big pile of debts owed to the acme corporation. Conveniently he ran into...

 

[krs2snow]

... Mr. Albright, the founder of Acme Fresh Markets. Mr Albright told Coyote not to worry. " Just attach these two, double-packed Acme Sizzlers to your satchel and you'll soar above the rest", claimed Mr Albright. Of course, the onlooking 8 members of the clan wondered "if Coyote is here... where is..."

 

[Dronee]

"...EasySkankin2 and his roflcopter to take us all to..."

(You watched SC Broodwar NukeTheStars?)

rofland, where the rofls and waffles never stop... As the rofling roflcopter landed, the citizens of rofland greeted EasySkankin2 by...