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vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
"where the ghosts have eyes, all the gypsies will follow" Confused, Black Lighting...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
"Gypsies have been avid followers of the fluff trade ever since the 1790's. Fuffer balls, or ghosts, were their favorite kind, found..."
 

NathanielWingatePeaslee

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Staff member
murder victims, poor souls who left this world with business unfinished. It is a secret known to very few people that this particular sort of fluff can be used to tell the future....
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
Earning them the name "Ghosts with Eyes." the future can only be told to those...
 

NathanielWingatePeaslee

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Staff member
chewed off their own tongues".

Upon finishing the passage, Black Lighting said to himself "That's crazy! I would never chew off my tongue!"

He then turned to Fiona and said "Baby, my jet is fueled up and ready to go to...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
"Where ever you want me to take you."
"Great! Guys did you here that, Black Lighting said he'd take to Canada to look for the fluff!"
that's not what I meant but whatever...
The band of 11 were off, ready to go. Little did they know...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
Mr.Willis decided he would be the captain, and took farmer Judd as his assistant and co-pilot. Bill had to leave because if he didn't get home before curfew Hilary would...
 

Rembrandt Broam

Well-known member
Hackensack, NJ. Fiona opened her mouth to tell him that wasn't where they needed to go, but it was too late. He hit launch button, the engines blasted into life and...
 

Obstacle 1

Well-known member
..then coughed and splutted and died out.. Farmer Judd, being a self proclaimed mechanical wizard grabbed his..
 

Rembrandt Broam

Well-known member
sonic screwdriver and began poking around in the ship's innards.

"What the heck is this doing in here!?" he exclaimed, reaching deep into the left engine and pulling out a...
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
...How hungry he was. When they got to New Jersey they would need to stop at Pookah's house for Carrot Cake and Donuts. Lucky for them...
 

Feathers

Well-known member
... Pookah was just baking a BIG bunch! :) But, unfortunately, she had run out of pineapple... Which she desperately needed for the big Pineapple Cocktail Cake and Donut contest. So...
 

Pookah

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I went to the giant pineapple in my shed that I had stolen just hours ago, put on some gloves and hacked off some delicious juicy fruit-flesh for the cake.

Pineapple juice has flesh eating properties and giant pineapples are 100x more potent. What was I planning to do with such a dangerous cocktail cake?!
 

Feathers

Well-known member
lol! ...The neighbour next door was questioning when he saw Pookah go into the shed, which was conveniently positioned right behind the skyscraper...

Then, something unusual appeared in the sky! :)
 

vj288

not actually Fiona Apple
It was Farmer Judd and Mr.Willis! They had made it to New Jersey with the rest of the gang! Unfortunately there were only nine left, for someone was killed on the journey over.That person was...
 
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