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EscapeArtist
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so he began to comfort eat straight from a cow hooked up to an icecream machine
Rembrandt Broam
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buy the latest Final Fantasy game that he'd been waiting so long for. But when he got into town, the games store had sold out so he...
anxiety1408
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decided to buy Mafia II instead..
Rembrandt Broam
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but the guy in the store said it wasn't very good and advised him to...
Rembrandt Broam
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former US President Bill Clinton, who was in town to...
Be a judge on a local wet t-shirt contest.
...for revolution! They had read The Communist Manifesto, studied the life of Che Guevara, and purchased a truckload of Stinger missiles online. No more would the working class cow suffer!
They couldn't pull the trigger on the missiles with their hooves. Social change and the movement for equality had hit an unexpected stumbling block.
Rembrandt Broam
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But the musketeers had overlooked the fact that cows are allergic to walnuts and...
anxiety1408
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shot through the heart and their to blame, they give cows a bad name! 
krs2snow
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Yelled Bill from around the barnside, pointing a finger at the three muskateers. "Shot through the heart and their to blame!" he repeated, this time with a delightful guitar accompaniment of the two sopping wet elderly ladies at his side. Then Lorna, the runner up of the wet T contest, threw down her guitar and...
Rembrandt Broam
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a tall, mysterious looking man who was leaning against a nearby tree and who no one else had noticed in all the exploding cow mayhem. The man smiled, and said...