Last One To Respond Wins!

[MikeyC]

I am a super virus that kills off the Cockroaches and starts a new animal race breeding from the nuclear waste of the major disaster.

But oh no! The virus actually made me stronger and eliminated the virus, which still maintains my winning status!

 

[MikeyC]

That's what you thought but I am similar to Leucochloridium paradoxum and Spinochordodes Tellinii. You thought you were in control when in reality a mind controlling parasite that gave you the delusional power to think you were in power. It's all in your head, I am still here and I force all of the roaches to drown themselves.

But I'm a special cockroach that was not affected by Leprechaun Paradox Spinothing and I have defeated all the viruses on the planet magically and have won everything, ever.

 

[Iluv]

Cockroaches....

meet

 

[MikeyC]

But when you erased the viruses you messed with the Eco-system and the DNA cells of bacteria forever recoding the planet Earth. The Ozone layer disappears because of the effect of cockroaches tampering with the DNA of microorganisms.


Thus, the whole planet has been vaporized. . -_-.

No, I didn't erase all viruses...just the ones harmful to cockroaches. Earth's natural system is still in full flow - in fact it's surviving even better - and Gaia is thanking the mighty cockroaches. By eliminating the bacteria that was meant to kill me and making Earth habitable to only cockroaches, I have won everything.

The ozone layer has gotten stronger, so the presence of aliens is non-existent as they can't penetrate the strong atmosphere.

 

[MikeyC]

Cockroaches....

meet

But there's no humans to spray us with, so they're useless!

 

[Iluv]

But there's no humans to spray us with, so they're useless!

Yeah but I'm not a human. Only two things survive nuclear wars. Cockroaches & Nokia Phones. I am a robot built by Nokia. Hehehehe

 

[MikeyC]

Yeah but I'm not a human. Only two things survive nuclear wars. Cockroaches & Nokia Phones. I am a robot built by Nokia. Hehehehe

Now I'm screwed....

 

[Iluv]

Now I'm screwed....

 

[BlackPuma]

You've won long enough. You gon' get replaced.

 

[BlueDays]

small win so no one can notice it.

 

[Iluv]

small win so no one can notice it.

I noticed it.



Winning!

 

[BlueDays]

I noticed it.



Winning!

LOL oh well, back to the drawing board....or computer <.<

 

[MikeyC]

*wins while BlueDays is looking at the drawing board*

 

[BlueDays]

I think just about everything has been tried in this thread as a method to Win.

The winner will just happen to be the person who posts just before we are all sent into world wide Nuclear Oblivion.

*cross fingers it's me!*

 

[montejocarlo]

*cross fingers it's me!*

sorry... didn't want to burst your bubble, but you just got trumped.

 

[BlackPuma]

And you by me. I guess that's what they call the circle of win.

 

[montejocarlo]

i don't think so

 

[Thelema]

 

[montejocarlo]

 

[MikeyC]

That face is aggressive, but I still win.