So I guess today was typical I guess. Another beautiful 79 degree day out here in sunny California. Anyways, I applied Neat Feat Face Saver earlier this morning before going to church. I felt somewhat dry, but I didn't and wasn't going to push my luck by talking or making eye prolonged eye contact with anyone. I got out of there dry, then off to brunch with the fam. I had a nice "California Burger" with fries and a guava-orange drink. BTW do they serve "California burgers in other states?" Well I felt fine at the restaurant so then it was it off to the store. Haven't been wet all day so i'm feeling real good at this point. I load up on cereal (70% of school diet), then browse around a bit more before checking out. All I want to do is checkout peacefully with a half-hearted smile and a "thanks" after my groceries are bagged and then go on about my day. Instead, the cashier wants to make conversation of which I was not expecting. She says she saw me in the store yesterday and that she wanted me to get a club savings card. I said no thanks, and in my head it was like the movies where you see the clouds roll in and the thunder sounds before the downpour. Well she proceeds to try and convince me to sign up saying "Wow you must really like this cereal, 32 dollars worth...I bought some for my husband yesterday but I haven't tried this kind yet, is it any good?" I was about to flip out, and say sumthing like...No it's gross, I just like to buy what I don't enjoy eating in large quantities...I managed to smile and say it's delicious, and then she asks me again to sign up. I have beads rolling down my head now, fortunately there isn't anyone else in line, so as she is scanning my cereal i'm trying to sneak a few quick forehead wipes in before she or anyone else notices how much i'm leaking. She is telling me the benefits as she is still scanning. Finally she looks up at my eyes, then glances at my forehead. Her eyes get large and says "Oh!
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Hey, no pressure". She quickly gives me my receipt without making eye contact again and I'm headed out of the store. As I'm going towards the exit, this woman is entering and does the double take. See's me from afar, looks away, then quickly looks up again noticing that I am on the verge of flooding the supermarket. I exhale leaving the store then back to my car.