evil feline space cadet
Banned
Since I'm one of these people I decided i was gonna google my heart out so I'll rarely be stuck for words again. There's nothing worse than being insulted and not being able to retaliate! Here's what I found:
INSULTS:
-I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
-Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
-You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
-I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
-What's on your mind, if you'll forgive that overstatement?
-You have a brain like Einstein's; dead since 1955...
-If your IQ was any lower, we'd have to water you.
-When you go to a brain doctor do you get charged half price?
-If you're going out of your mind i suggest you pack light... Its a short trip.
-When you said you went to uni presumably it was to be studied by others.
-If i found you floating in my pool I'd punish my dog.
-I've had ear infections I'm fonder of.
COMEBACKS:
-You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
-Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
-Person: Your Ugly.
-You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
-Person: Why do you smell funny?
-You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
-Insult: You make me want to puke.
-Comeback: You make me think somebody already did.
-Insult: I wouldnt be seen dead in that dress.
-Comeback: You'd have to have been dead three months before you could even fit in it.
-Insult: Looking at how thin you are, people would think there was a famine.
-Comeback: And looking at how fat you are, people would think you were the cause of it.
-Insult: I can't bear fools.
-Comeback: Strange, your mother could..
-Insult: If i were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.
-Comeback: If I were your husband, i'd drink it.
INSULTS:
-I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
-Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
-You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
-I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
-What's on your mind, if you'll forgive that overstatement?
-You have a brain like Einstein's; dead since 1955...
-If your IQ was any lower, we'd have to water you.
-When you go to a brain doctor do you get charged half price?
-If you're going out of your mind i suggest you pack light... Its a short trip.
-When you said you went to uni presumably it was to be studied by others.
-If i found you floating in my pool I'd punish my dog.
-I've had ear infections I'm fonder of.
COMEBACKS:
-You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
-Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
-Person: Your Ugly.
-You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...
-Person: Why do you smell funny?
-You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
-Insult: You make me want to puke.
-Comeback: You make me think somebody already did.
-Insult: I wouldnt be seen dead in that dress.
-Comeback: You'd have to have been dead three months before you could even fit in it.
-Insult: Looking at how thin you are, people would think there was a famine.
-Comeback: And looking at how fat you are, people would think you were the cause of it.
-Insult: I can't bear fools.
-Comeback: Strange, your mother could..
-Insult: If i were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.
-Comeback: If I were your husband, i'd drink it.
if someone insults/ slags me i just start blushing and dont say nothing !! i actually cant think of anything to say :/ and yes i am a wimp.