I wish

lithium

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I wish that when I got nervous and blushed, instead of blood rushing to my face, it would just flow somewhere that is not visible like: my butt. I know it sounds ridiculous, but think about it, everytime you blush, it goes to your butt, so NO ONE would ever know. It would be great. Unless you're like naked. But what are the odds of you being naked in a social situation. haha.
 

2Crowded

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Doctor visits where you have to pull your pants down for the doc would be rough though lol .. not that they wouldnt be already anyway :)
 

SickJoke

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I wish that when I got nervous and blushed, instead of blood rushing to my face, it would just flow somewhere that is not visible like: my butt. I know it sounds ridiculous, but think about it, everytime you blush, it goes to your butt, so NO ONE would ever know. It would be great. Unless you're like naked. But what are the odds of you being naked in a social situation. haha.

If you were about to have sex, it could be seen as a form of a mating call possibly :D
 

gsmax5

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Pop a viagara and maybe all the blood rushing downstairs will leave you free of blushing. :D

Whoa! That sounds plausible :). I'm seriously thinking about trying that.

By the way, I am an "intermediate user" now (this is my 100th post). Not just one of those dumb old "newbies" :D
 
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Sacrament

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I sometimes blush so bad that even my hands turn red. I have pale complexion, which makes it even worse. This is why I enjoy getting decently tanned during Summer months. It also gives me an excuse to be red, although it's also an excuse to wear shorts and no jacket to cover my not-confident-whatsoever body.
 

Generical

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Whoa! That sounds plausible :). I'm seriously thinking about trying that.

Just don't forget the effect of viagra i think a tent in your trousers could be just as embarassing.

Now to go bullshit science on your asses, the thing with the red butt plan is that that's probably already happening hence the uber sweat, it's just the capillaries are way closer to the surface of the skin in your face. I say bullshit science as i'm totally making this up lol
 
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mrb

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hmmm years ago when i was 20 i was at a party drunk out cold my mates pulled my pants down and all took photos , think how i felt when i woke up lol , but got my own back months later , i kept sober at another party , a lot of them were drunk out cold so i did the same to them ... one of my mates got really nasty when he woke up .. nearly started a fight , but he did calm down after being giver another can of beer lol , so yea odds you being naked at a social situation does happen but mostly when blokes get together after lots of beer , it a man thing , um but im 45 now so all that sillyness is behind me thank god
 

PhobiaTired

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haha I had never thought about that...its sounds sooo much better than it showing up on the face! Maybe that way blushing would not be on my mind every 5 sec...
 
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