mikebird
Banned
Wake up in the morning - been on my ass most of the night.
Get up and have some legwork - toothbrushing, shavin', showerin', makin' brek
Early gym session - even some time on a rower, sweating, back and forth for an hour on my ass, sitting on a mat for abs - otherwise, all footwork - tapis roulant - yeeaahhh! but on the quadriceps machine, with feet pointing upwards, with all the biggest weights all pressing my ass into the ground more than anything else.
Day at home - on a seat, or couch. Oh NOOO!
In between - drive to / from work on car seat
or sitting on a train... with a bit of footwork before and after!
Day in an office - all day on seat, swivelling, and moving a bit. Poor ass.
I wish I had a sport job
As the days go by, better off sitting on a fat ass? Comfy cushion. Gotta take it with you. On a bony ass, anywhere comfy to sit?
Get up and have some legwork - toothbrushing, shavin', showerin', makin' brek
Early gym session - even some time on a rower, sweating, back and forth for an hour on my ass, sitting on a mat for abs - otherwise, all footwork - tapis roulant - yeeaahhh! but on the quadriceps machine, with feet pointing upwards, with all the biggest weights all pressing my ass into the ground more than anything else.
Day at home - on a seat, or couch. Oh NOOO!
In between - drive to / from work on car seat
or sitting on a train... with a bit of footwork before and after!
Day in an office - all day on seat, swivelling, and moving a bit. Poor ass.
I wish I had a sport job
As the days go by, better off sitting on a fat ass? Comfy cushion. Gotta take it with you. On a bony ass, anywhere comfy to sit?
