I speak fluent retard

[Scallywag]

Haha I love your topic title! I got a quite a outrageous sense of humour and I never really censor my words, so if someone doesnt get my humour I just sound like a complete dick. Generally ppl know im joking but unfortunately I do get times which make me wana kick myself.

 

[Chriiss]

I do find when I'm in work... I build up to say something.. So I thought of the sentence... I go to say it and I start off well but start mumbling half way through the sentence which then means I repeat myself and then look like the most awkward person in the world. I start blushing and pretty much want the ground to swallow me up.