For sale

[Hoth]

Time and attention of one socially phobic geek (will negotiate quantity later). Relates best to people with no life/meatspace-friends/relationships. Hardly used, low mileage. Clean interior, minor blemishes on exterior. Runs well when approached by people. $0 obo. Must sell quickly. PM for details.

 

[Psychedelicious]

Special Offer

One dollar!

 

[Riiya]

Hoth, you might have better luck on craigslist. That's where I met all my totally cool BFFs, with whom I now, like, go shopping every day.

 

[Hoth]

Since you insist, here's a photo:

Merchandise remains unclaimed. Do I have to just throw it out?

 

[just_shadows]

0.@

goes to get lifesavings!!!!!!!!1

one geektimes pls???

 

[Psychedelicious]

Unsatisfied customer

Not unclaimed, I already put a bid!!!!! ughhh