mikebird
Banned
Someone's just turned up in a brand fresh new car in the car park
ooohh
What a beautiful deep shiny maroon. A little 4x4. Can't quite tell from the window. I'll bet it's a Nissan Qashqai. Good for surviving and ridding hedgehogs?
Why want that? Cos... if you watch TVeeeeeee then you gotta buy what it says is good!! Of course!! How many engines? How many tanks? yellow or black feuoool? How many wheels? Doesn't matter. Just a fresh licence plate is all that matters. Now they're all out there with heads under the bonnet, squealing. Oohhhooh!!!
Aahhh... to fix a car... all you need is to giggle and squeal!! Buy fresh
If I could find an abandoned old rusty tank somewhere in the wilderness of Scandinavia without any keys, I'd try a few cans of WD40 the ease up the bits, push it home to the car park via the Channel Tunnel, and see if I can find a suitable engine and windscreen wipers on eBay.
ooohh
What a beautiful deep shiny maroon. A little 4x4. Can't quite tell from the window. I'll bet it's a Nissan Qashqai. Good for surviving and ridding hedgehogs?
Why want that? Cos... if you watch TVeeeeeee then you gotta buy what it says is good!! Of course!! How many engines? How many tanks? yellow or black feuoool? How many wheels? Doesn't matter. Just a fresh licence plate is all that matters. Now they're all out there with heads under the bonnet, squealing. Oohhhooh!!!
Aahhh... to fix a car... all you need is to giggle and squeal!! Buy fresh
If I could find an abandoned old rusty tank somewhere in the wilderness of Scandinavia without any keys, I'd try a few cans of WD40 the ease up the bits, push it home to the car park via the Channel Tunnel, and see if I can find a suitable engine and windscreen wipers on eBay.
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