- Past the 'hey' 'hi' 'how are you?' 'good good, yourself?' 'Alright.' I am utterly lost for words and we sit in silence until the person who started talking to me feels too awkward and has to leave.
- I never see what's funny in many jokes, I always find myself asking 'why is that funny?' 'what happened?' So I just laugh when others laugh. Consequently, not many people have the same humour as I do.
- I have such restricted manerisms that when I buy something from a shop and they start talking, whatever they say my first response will be 'good good' and then 'you too' with a few 'mmmms' and 'ohhhs' if they haven't said 'have a nice day yet'. I'm always stuck saying, 'you too' to a shop keeper saying 'goodbye' or 'we accept returns'. >.<
- I am always asking 'what' 'why' 'how' in group conversation because I can't seem to follow them.
- I always end up making strange comments that no one seems to understand except for me, things like 'No! You can't step there, you will fail science if you do.' or 'does see the with this problem I whats with it?'. Usually because my brains is either working on one track, completely blank or in overdrive.
- Another point about my brain, it's never working normally, it's either all my thoughts are working too fast or working far, far, far too slowly.
- I can't even understand simple area in mathematics, which means that with all formula I have to resort to rote memory skills, in tests when my mind blanks or panic ensues, what do I end up writing on the test when I'm meant to be finding the area of a circle? D; D; D;
- I write g instead of d and can't just talk in one tense, it's always mixing up.
- I can not reciprocate affection. I just forget to. How can you forget something like that!
- In the end I just look like an idiot. In a lot of ways, well I probably am.