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dancing = dry sex.

Started by no1 · Jan 14, 2010 · 30 replies

#1
dancing = dry sex and innuendo

anyone notice this?

it seriously freaks me out.
#2
hahaha, what?!
#3
Well not sure about dry sex...but it can get pretty dirty. I don't like things like grinding, etc.
#4
Yes, it's basically cooperative McDonald's.

Both play upon our most primal, short-sighted instincts, giving us quick, easy and frequent doses of otherwise highly precious substances. McDonald's is our super convenient supplier of fat and sugar, both of which would have been highly sought after several thousand (million) years ago. Mass media (and popular culture in response as it may be with dancing) supplies our need for sex and relationship/group forming. We get as much and more than we could ever need, but still want it again and again. We are hyper-stimulated in multiple ways and, as a result, our minds, as well as bodies, are becoming obese.

Solution: Learn the waltz
#5
hippiechild said: ↑
Yes, it's basically cooperative McDonald's.

Both play upon our most primal, short-sighted instincts, giving us quick, easy and frequent doses of otherwise highly precious substances. McDonald's is our super convenient supplier of fat and sugar, both of which would have been highly sought after several thousand (million) years ago. Mass media (and popular culture in response as it may be with dancing) supplies our need for sex and relationship/group forming. We get as much and more than we could ever need, but still want it again and again. We are hyper-stimulated in multiple ways and, as a result, our minds, as well as bodies, are becoming obese.

Solution: Learn the waltz

even the waltz is dry sex.
#7
that is quite silly no1, id dancing is equal to dry sex then music is the equivalent to an aphrodisiac (is it? I dunno, GOOGLE AWAY!(
#8
LOL. ~~
That's a weird concept.
#9


I suppose I'm not a dry virgin anymore!
#10
The Wonderful World of Weird!

Oh man, come off it. If that were really true then everyone would be eager to go take dance.
#11
I've had two girls grind their asses on me at the same time, how did i know? They both turned around and shook their booties like its hot.
#12
I want two girls to grind their asses on me at the same time.
#13
I never thought I would say this, but I feel like dancing now. 😮
#14
I love to dance but I do it in private because I suck. If people saw me dancing they'd laugh. lol.
#15
jneal25 said: ↑
I never thought I would say this, but I feel like dancing now. 😮

lol yeah. Makes me wish I'd had opportunities to go to clubs when I was younger.
#16
Lambada comes to mind........hell I feel like dancing too!!!!!😀
#17
If dancing was sex it would be a lot more interesting. It's just another mating game.
#18
its just dancin not sex not that i do any dancing im not to good at that , im a corner bopper me just bop up and down to the music in a corner lol
#19
Dry sex is fun but dancing isnt dry sex.
#20
mrb said: ↑
its just dancin not sex not that i do any dancing im not to good at that , im a corner bopper me just bop up and down to the music in a corner lol

Considering the context... this is really quite fascinating!

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