Ban the person above you.

Banned for eating my last jelly baby.

Banned for giving birth to a jelly baby...

Banned for groping a groper.

^ Banned for a month for having far too many posts here. Restricted to 1 per week after the ban has lifted.

^banned for stealing the complimentary dill pickle spear off of my ham & cheese plate

^Banned for only communicating with signs.

^banned for walking while dead 🙂

^Banned for sneaking into my Mother's bedroom and taking photos of her picking her nose.

^banned for leaving the trap door of his pajamas open while hailing a taxi

Banned for slipping on the banana peel.

^banned for allowing his beard clippings to get all over my toothbrush. how many times do i have to ask you to be more careful when you trim your beard over the sink?

Banned for mispelling Santa on your Christmas wish list and accidentally trading your soul to Satan in exchange for the original Optimus Prime.

^ banned for wearing the boat anchor as a necklace.

Banned for being near death and not close to death.

^ Banned for ruining the toaster while trying to cook a frozen Chiko Roll in it.🤭

Banned for chuckling to yourself.

^ Banned for not being able to make Fairy Bread without getting Hundreds and Thousands all over the kitchen floor.



hmmm, mentioned food twice now, can't tell I am hungry can ya? lol :bigsmile:

Banned by this Swiss roll.

^ lol :bigsmile:

Banned for making me want to break my diet.:omg:

Banned for being on a diet and not a seafood diet .