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My washing machine is old and temperamental, sometimes it quits in the middle of a cycle and leaves my clothes sitting in soaking water. I'll come downstairs to check the load, thinking it's done, only to realize I have to reset the machine and wait all over again. It did this to me twice today...

My washing machine and my Xbox have ruined my day.

I've spent most of my life waiting for things that never happened.

That cooks' name was

John

lazy

chocolate bunny

which would make serving

cover story

Not a film but a series that'll be streamed on DC's upcoming new service or something. Derek Mears (Jason from the F13 Reboot) plays Swamp Thing. I'm pensively optimistic, this character was my favorite as a kid. My uncle had the Alan Moore issues of Swamp Thing and I fell in love with the...

misty mountain hop

of turd toes without

Loyal felt like she came on too strong... So she invited fountain over to get his opinion on things... He asked if any dinner was left... She said they ate it all... So he hung up... !

make a really mean

Trying to keep your mind off the anxiety, Loyal.. but I know my luck, you've been in the doctor's office for thirty minutes.