Lol ok...
1. Peel the avocado, and take the pit out. Plave it in a big bowl...
2. With the end of a glass... smash the avocado, make sure its all mushed up.
3. Squeeze some lime juice in it (id say I whole lime) and sprinkle some salt...
4. Mix and set aside...
Now..
5. Dice the tomatoes, cilantro, and onion.. or whatever else you'd like to add...
6. Finely dice the jalapeño
7. Once everything is diced... mix in with the avocado.
8. Add more lime and salt to taste...
9. Save me some.