Hey, let's not compare miseries now; it's a contest that nobody wins. As for helping each other, sure, let's do that
! I'll help you interpret male body lingo and you can help me decode the Rosetta Stone that is the female body language:
:! Although, I get the feeling that I shouldn't be helping you because, having not been in a relationship myself, I don't know the first thing about reading attraction in people:
:. But, if you trust my advice that much, I'm willing to help.