Dive head first into life, BRO!
Uhg, Life. No. Uhh, no no thanks. I'll pass.
You wouldn't say that to a big bowl of green, would you?
Do it! You'll get free cake if you do![]()
Try harder. I am a wall.
You're a wall, but made of cotton candy, rainbows and puppiesI know it's true.
Haha, that was cute.
I wish I had my own puppy wall.
Oh no no. Look at my avatar. Look at my screen name. I am not pretty in pink. I am not for rainbows. Cotton candy is not good its sticky.
Give me a shot of Jagermeister instead. Raaa!
D'aww... So cute <3
Thank you. I take it you've never had a shot of Jager?
I'd rather have a shot of puppy juice.
And I think this sounded even worse than what I originally meant, for some reason.
I prefer chocolate milk, thanks![]()
Y'all don't know what life is really like. It will bite. It will take whatever it wants to. No matter how hard you hit it will knock the life out of you. It's a mean ass bull with thick horns. If yer all stuck with cute and butterflies y'all need to get out and smell them roses - be mindful them roses have thorns that cut.