Let's tell a story!

[Rembrandt Broam]

cut a huge slice of carrot cake, which she offered to the dinosaur. While the dinsosaur was distracted by the delicious confection, Pookah and the others managed to escape the inescapable room by...

 

[Feathers]

diving head on into the pineapple carrot cake and disappearing into another dimension! Oh,

 

[anxiety1408]

diving head on into the pineapple carrot cake and disappearing into another dimension! Oh,

Only to come out of the other end of the carrot cake again and be trapped in 1408 again! No way out...

 

[arsenalwa]

So one of the three musketeers decided it was time to check the movie's page on IMDB on his iphone to see what happened to the main character in the end and whether he could escape somehow...

 

[anxiety1408]

So one of the three musketeers decided it was time to check the movie's page on IMDB on his iphone to see what happened to the main character in the end and whether he could escape somehow...

Only to find out there was death waiting... yet an alternative ending saying that only one of them would survive :O Which musketeer was it going to be ...

 

[Feathers]

watched slumdog millionaire...

'Hey,' said Pookah, 'Gimme this! Slumdog millionaire doesn't end this way!!' So she

 

[anxiety1408]

'Hey,' said Pookah, 'Gimme this! Slumdog millionaire doesn't end this way!!' So she

went into the slums herself..

 

[Feathers]

but they were magic slums with golden door knobs and tapestry on walls.. and Bollywood dancers dancing in an iffy manner, so one of the three musketeers peed his pants and...

 

[vj288]

...Was so embarrassed that he crawled into a hole to die. Pookah, being the kind soul she is, want to comfort him. Unfortunately...

 

[Feathers]

she tripped and stumbled into another musketeer's embrace. 'Oops,' he said. And

 

[vj288]

Then music started to play in the distance. Pookah and the musketeer started to dance...

 

[anxiety1408]

Then music started to play in the distance. Pookah and the musketeer started to dance...

And they kissed! *music still played in background*..

 

[Pookah]

But Pookah thought the Musketeers were gay?!? Plot hole!

 

[Feathers]

And the musketeer almost forgot he was gay!!

And the first musketeer was still crawling in the hole and looking for some fabric to die. He was really good with die-knotting and batik, and wanted to show Pookah what he can do!

 

[vj288]

Jake then came in to give Pookah the news that she had become the musketeers "fag hag." Pookah, after hearing this...

 

[Pookah]

Face palmed. "Again?" Then she shambled off to wander the world alone.

 

[vj288]

After Pookah walked away...

 

[Feathers]

Everyone was really miserable and missed her. Life just wasn't any FUN without Pookah!! Especially in the 1408 room, where all the other horrors and miseries started to show to them - and sometimes they could only see them themselves! So,

 

[vj288]

to cheer themselves up, they decided to go to a RAVE! They were surprised when they got there and saw...

 

[vj288]

...a large silver filigree bowl, overflowing with exotic tropical fruits; a twelve foot tall croche-em-bouche flowing with caramel and gold leaf; a cherub fountain bubbling expensive champagne; and a roman bath filled with warm dark chocolate sauce. They removed their shoes and...

Walked further into Willy Wonka's Bachelor pad. The lights then were dimmed because...